Wednesday, December 8, 2010

WHY NOT A MULE FOR CONGRESS

GEORGE WASHINGTON HAD THE KICK OF A DONKEY WITH KING GEORGE
It was taught in school that anyone could be elected to Congress, or the Presidential suite. This is true. Take a look at Eisenhower, Carter, Truman and all the way with L.B.J. Nothing could beat this pack of political whores. And don't forget the lady, Lewinsky. She did make it to the suite. This compounds the theory of relativity, that politicians can saddle both four-footed animals, when ever both Republicans and Democrats gather. Her Majesty, Pelosi, will give them a good run, in picking a thorough bred horse or donkey.
An elderly man a stood under a massive oak tree. He was crying uncontrollably. Along came his friend who stopped to inquire what was wrong. The old man replied that he was worried about his brother, Eli. The question was posed. What are you weeping for Eli. You know that your brother Eli was a paid hoodlum of the local administration, and put to death for killing three tax collectors! Too, Eli has been dead for over forty years. The old man relied, I know, but he was in town to vote for Lyndon B. Johnson last week, and he didn't even drop by to tell me hello!
Lyndon B. Johnson was a very strange individual. He went into the White House and came out rich. His pal Eisenhower was furnished a female British officer to keep him company during the war. Her name was Faye Summers be. But then Ike was a skirt chaser in the White House too. Now Mr. Truman, betrayed our country in aiding the commie run United Nations, to raise from the dust of national political whoredom
Actually, one becomes sick at heart, in learning about the lowest of the lowest, on God's planet. Not even donkeys would pack such scoundrels into the yonder life!

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